New Product Satire

I recently invented a new product, though it’s still in the prototype stage. It combines a metal detector with a weed whipper. I figured, this way I can keep my lawn looking good and make some money on the side!


Didn’t think it was funny? Well, you’re not alone. I’ve been telling this joke – an original – since the mid 1990’s, with only a lukewarm response. Nevertheless, I continue to chuckle!

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Spinning Nickels Into Infinity

Enjoy this colorful graphic design of nickels spinning endlessly, becoming distorted through centrifugal force displayed using the Droste effect. If you suffer from Vertigo, please view with caution…

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