Tag: humor
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A Glass of Sand
I’ve heard it said before, that, I’m so hungry that I could eat a horse! However, to this day I’ve not heard anyone exclaim, I’m so thirsty that I could drink a glass of sand! Not particularly thirst-quenching, I guess. However, you can still enjoy a glass of sand on prints, gifts and apparel, when […]
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Haiku
I think I’ve got something! What is it? A haiku. God bless you! No, it’s a poem. Have you had it long…is it contagious? Like the common coldIt is nothing to sneeze at– words may serve to heal © 2022 Phil Perkins PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com. See lyrics here → On the Road […]
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Humor: A Long Day
After a long day of hiking in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, I was exhausted, hungry, and still several miles away from my vehicle parked at the trailhead. So, I decided to call a cab for a ride back. Fifteen minutes later, this vintage 1920’s Cadillac taxi arrived – with no driver. Unfortunately, the keys […]
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Planetary Reflections
When I woke up early this morning, to my great surprise, I observed that Planet Saturn had somehow been relocated inside of my computer, reflecting on the motherboard and featuring a vibrant green coloration?! I thought to myself – this can’t be…I must be imagining things – and so, I closed my eyes and went […]
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An Irish Riddle
The Question Can you cite an example of a sentence which uses the word “and” consecutively, five times in a row? The Story In Dublin, Ireland, there was a pub known as the Bear And Boar. One morning, following a powerful storm, the sign from that establishment was found broken, scattered in shambles across the […]
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Because It’s There
Like the old saying goes about undertaking challenges: why did you climb the mountain? Because it’s there. You can go here – Redbubble, Society 6 and Pixels – to discover some great products and gift giving ideas for the upcoming holiday season, or anytime. Thank you!
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Abstract 3D Heart
I gave her my heart. Sometime later, we went our separate ways and she gave it back to me. Everything had changed so quickly – it felt surreal. Taking precautions, doctors were shocked to observe that my heart closely resembled a textured, three dimensional structure, something akin to having been designed with Affinity Photo and […]
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Space Pod
A recent observation using the James Webb Space Telescope revealed an unexplained three dimensional object passing through the Oort Cloud. Well, not really. Nevertheless, for a closer look, you can travel through internet space to discover some out of this world stuff in my shops at Redbubble and Pixels. Check it out…
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Kitchen Comedy
In the kitchen, yesterday, with graphic effects added this morning. 👽 If you enjoy laughter, then you should try my lasagna…
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Upper Falls
Okay, alright. Technically, this is the lower section of Upper Falls. Also, there is no Lower Falls. That’s called Second Falls. However, this is not the second section of Upper Falls. That is, unless you wish to play semantics. Anyway, this photograph was taken in the Pisgah National Forest of North Carolina, along the Graveyard […]
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If you don’t mind…
Enjoy this fun typographic design on a variety of cool products – tee shirts, mugs, etc. – available through the following shops: Cafepress, Society 6 and Redbubble. Thanks, management.
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Half of 2021
In any calendar year with 365 days – such as 2021 – the median point representing an equal amount of time before and after occurs at noon on July 2nd (the time of this post). May your next 4,380 hours be greater than the previous 🤔
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Comedy Quote
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. — Groucho Marx PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com.
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Comedy Quote
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com.
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Poem In Response
After reading “Man, am I dreaming?” – a comedic poem about household chores, by poet Michele Lee – I wrote this response: Provocative and productiveWith a sense of humor intact Doing dishes and the laundryFor sharing we time – that’s a pact. © 2021 Phil Perkins PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com.
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Poem of Dreaming
PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com. Some may say she’s perfectShe’ll tell you otherwiseAware that she has faultsThere’s no need for disguise Her shy smile and brown eyesEach melt my heart awayPlus, an inner beautyShe’s more than just okay The time to share is nowWhile in the Spring of lifeAnd were my wish fulfilled Come […]
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Interview With Emojis
I wrote this imaginative piece earlier this year, about a woman I liked and whose name shall remain anonymous… 🎙 What is courage?😊 Well, I call her by her first name – XXXXX. She is courage. 🎙 Is she strong?😅 Yes. She’s much stronger than I, and less than half my size. And I’m not […]
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Bus To Anywhere
Welcome aboard the Bus To Anywhere, transportation to facilitate travels of the imagination wherever it takes you. Trip packages are available in black & white, and also color (for a nominal up-charge). Please use exact change. Seat belts are optional. Today’s gallery stop includes my shop at Pixels. Use caution when in the aisles, and […]
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