A lot has changed over the years on the red planet. Well, wait a minute. Strike that. Nothing has changed on the red planet. In fact, this isn’t even Mars. It’s a digital collage, which, when combined with your imagination, may vaguely resemble the surface of that planet. Or not. No matter. The point is that you can visit my shops at Redbubble, ArtPal and ArtFlakes for some out of this world 👽 gifts and apparel.
You’ve been selected from an elite group of astronauts to take part in a Mission To Mars. Lift-off is scheduled for 5:01 p.m. this coming Friday, so make sure that you’re on time and don’t forget your space suit. Light snacks and refreshments will be served in flight. Please note: a carry-on limit of one bag will be in effect.