I wrote this imaginative piece earlier this year, about a woman I liked and whose name shall remain anonymous…
🎙 What is courage?
😊 Well, I call her by her first name – XXXXX. She is courage.
🎙 Is she strong?
😅 Yes. She’s much stronger than I, and less than half my size. And I’m not ashamed to say it, but I’m afraid of her.
🎙 What does she look like?
😍 To me, she is a vision of beauty – her eyes, face, smile…and she’s also equally lovely inside.
🎙 Have you told her?
🤔 Have I told her what?
🎙 That you love her?
🥰 Is it that obvious? Well, yes.
🎙 Hmmm…did she say it back to you?
🕵 Well, I think she asked me about the weather…but she didn’t say that she didn’t love me.
🎙 I see. And that’s fine with you?
❤️ Yes, it is.
© 2021 Phil Perkins
I think it’s good to be able to laugh at oneself 😂 at times, and I hope that you found my sense of humor entertaining. Have a great day 👍
PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com.
It’s like I’m outside at a circus, looking through a dirty glass window, watching all the kids having fun inside…
Climbing tall ladders to reach high wires. Pulling a lion’s tail. Stepping on the oversized shoes of clowns.
In time, I turned back to pass between bended fence posts and begin my journey home – 10,000 steps.
© 2021 Phil Perkins
PHOTO CREDIT: this is a modified photo from unsplash.com.
If you enjoy the water and would like to rent a boat for the day, may I suggest, at a minimum, wearing a life-preserver and searching for a more trustworthy watercraft. In the meantime, you can visit my gallery to check out some prints. Bon voyage!
I recently invented a new product, though it’s still in the prototype stage. It combines a metal detector with a weed whipper. I figured, this way I can keep my lawn looking good and make some money on the side!
Didn’t think it was funny? Well, you’re not alone. I’ve been telling this joke – an original – since the mid 1990’s, with only a lukewarm response. Nevertheless, I continue to chuckle!